Contribution Clause: Contributions are welcome, but be warned: if your code breaks something, we will find you, and we will... ask you politely to fix it. Or maybe we’ll just fix it ourselves and grumble about it.

Enjoy (or not): Feel free to use this software to make the world a better place, or at least to procrastinate on more important tasks. Just remember, in the event of total system meltdown, our only advice is: turn it off and on again.

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